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9 Jobs You're Qualified For As A New Parent

Thursday, Jan 1, 1970 | Post by Jané USA

1. Pharmacist

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While at first the thought of medicating something so small was terrifiying to you, you've now got this down and whipping up a concoction for those sniffles is a piece of cake. 

 

2. Detective

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Lost pacifiers and blankies have nothing on you, you're a regular old Nancy Drew when it comes to the mystery of the lost purple sock.

 

3. Dry Cleaner

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Poop, puke and prune juice have nothing on you.

 

4. Chef

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You may indulge on microwave dinners but you'll be darned if your little one isn't eating your homemade organic treats. 

 

5. Stylist

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You walk around in dirty yoga pants but that little one of yours looks like she just stepped off the cover of Vogue.

 

6. Translator

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No one understands your baby quite like you do... and it feels pretty darn good.

 

7. Comedian

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Those chuckles he lets out makes you feel as if you are the new Jerry Seinfeld. 

 

8. Bookkeeper

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Because the moment they arrive the important documents and treasured keepsakes never stop arriving at your door. 

 

9. Custodian

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Babies are gross and they keep you on your toes as they destroy the home you cleaned yesterday. They are lucky they are also very cute!

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